Ever want to tell someone what you really think but don't have the heart?

Tell us about it and we'll do the dirty work.

Dear St Stephen's,

Either go all-in on a dance floor, or don't. Under no circumstance is a half-ass dance "booth" acceptable. Watching your portly security staff spend most of the night attempting to Dougie does NOT help instill confidence.

Sincerely, FML

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Dear Tim,

You're a terrible terrible douche.

Sincerely, Manny

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Dear Mike,

I love you, but I'm fairly certain your uncle is a sex offender.

Sincerely, Jenna

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Dear Jack,

I love you, but you're simply not funny. We laugh because we're just bored.

Sincerely, Your Coworkers

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Dear Joker City,

Your ass smells.

Sincerely, Your Mom

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Dear Bro Hugger,

I love you, but you really need to stop grabbing my ass. I know your hand didn't slip. Asshole.

Sincerely, Your Drinking Buddy

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