Ever want to tell someone what you really think but don't have the heart?
Dear St Stephen's,
Either go all-in on a dance floor, or don't. Under no circumstance is a half-ass dance "booth" acceptable. Watching your portly security staff spend most of the night attempting to Dougie does NOT help instill confidence.
You're a terrible terrible douche.
I love you, but I'm fairly certain your uncle is a sex offender.
I love you, but you're simply not funny. We laugh because we're just bored.
Sincerely, Your Coworkers
Dear Joker City,
Your ass smells.
Sincerely, Your Mom